Accurate Memes And Posts Showing That Cats Do In Fact Talk Like Grumpy Victorian Children

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    7- luminarai Follow Oh nooo I hadn't noticed that my cat's automatic feeder was getting low on food so as usual she dashed off when she heard the machine start but I couldn't hear the usual sound of her food falling into the bowl so I went to look and my poor cat was just. Sitting there. Staring at her empty food bowl. Then for a second she glanced up at me then right back to her bowl with the biggest, saddest, most bewildered eyes you could ever imagine on such a small creature. I filled her bo
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    froody Ga Follow Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.* My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
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    cryoverkiltmilk The spiritual successor to Miette Patricia Lockwood @TriciaLockwood Follow Follow me, lightly touching miette with the side of my foot: miette move out of the way please so I don't trip on you 1,889 Retweets 8,847 Likes miette, her eyes enormous: you KICK miette? you kick her body like the football? oh! oh! jail for mother! jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!! 8:24 PM - 19 Mar 2019
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    manicgoblinnightmarewoman Follow Might I also add crimsonwastes cat when I'm snuggling him: I've never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once cat when I'm busy doing something and can't pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Going To Scream
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    shydestinybread Follow May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit MOTHER, FEED US, FOR WE ARE BUT SKIN AND BONE ILLAM MOTHER CARES NOT FOR US
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    unyanizedcatboys Follow Glad to see we're all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
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    explorerrowan Follow I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.
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    dualclock My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang Follow Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door. My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang Me: ksst! My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have
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    notcaycepollard Chrome. 12:31 AM Gamer Grandma @dgahk Follow Tweet your reply 16% when mother takes you to see the sail ships and she is in fine humour so you are rewarded for being an agreeable young boy
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    callmebliss Follow Can haz snackytreat ladyshinga Father. Why have you (forbade me from entering the delicious Chamber?) eastcoastitnotes Follow (source) It's called an oven and you will die am I Strong father
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    puregoddessgenetics waknatious My cats: Mother presses the Slab. If I leap up and press the Slab as well, perhaps Mother will be grateful and shower me with affections? Me: Oops, dont step on my keyboard please. I can hold you though if that's what you wan- Cat: UNHAND ME, FOUL DEMONESS! HOW DARE YOU? I am freshly bathed and you have RUINED my glorious fur with your filthy paws!
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    pinkpuppy7 wanderandlost Me: goes into the bathroom My cat, clawing and scratching at the door: Mother! Mother has been lost! She has gone into the dungeon, never to return! She has forsaken us. We shall never eat again, she has left us behind. We forsake her in turn! Let us in so we may forsake you, dear Mother! Mother! She has been lost--!
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    lanninglurksnomore strinak AWAKEN WENCH! Though it hast not yet been emptied, the bottom of our kibble chalice is once again visible
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    most-definitively-a-human i-may-be-an-emu Hold on I have something to add giffgaff 4G 11:30 pm severalowls Follow 33% No song nor poetry can convey tragedy like a cat who wants through a door severalowls Follow catullan water-weaving #paraklausithyron Paraklausithyron | Oxford Classical Dictionary Paraklausithyron, a lover's song at his beloved's door, in which he begs for admission and laments his exclusion. It occurs in a variety of poetic genres ... ..
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    multidimensional-trashcan hellsite-hall-of-fame our cat, running full speed towards the window on the second floor: zooooooooom me, catching him: What the actual cat: why must you keep me from freedom? will i be forever doomed to stay in this prison cell? will i never see the sky again and frolick through the tall grass catching as many ticks as possible? me: we have a door. on the first floor. y'know the door where I let you inside just one minute ago? that didnt disappear, wanna go downstairs
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    zahe27 p-artsypants Me, feeding my cat and leaving the room to do other things. My cat, meowing like he is being tortured: Mother! Mother! Why have you abandoned me? You shall come and watch me eat until I'm finished, for I am the most precious thing in this household. Me, following him through all the house just for him to watch at the food and don't eat really.... #cat
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    demonicchicken1121 sproutingOuch-deactivated202312 what my cat thinks she does: sits like a distinguished gentlelady on anything that will get my attention, fathoms horrors beyond human imagination, watches over for me like a mediaeval gargoyle, delivers me gifts of great value, struts around and protects her kingdom, and treats her caretaker with the utmost affection. What she actually does: sits on my computer while im watching videos, stares off into space, growls at the FedEx truck, brings m
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    brhater kdinjenzen My cat gets her claws intangeled in the stair carpeting: Father I require assistance. Me touching her paw to help guide it out, she: how dare you fiend touch me while I'm Immobilie take this, proceeds to hit my hand with her other paw an outstretched claws
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    izzydizzy13 decidedlynotnormal Me, walking peacefully: step step step My cat channeling his inner cheetah to dart under my feet: :-) Me, tripping over my feet and nearly crashing head first into a wall: GAHHH My cat, feeling my toe touch one molecule of his tail: SCREECH!!!! You have ATTACKED your precious baby!!! How could you?!!! Betrayal!!! Betrayal of the highest degree!!! I am leaving for the Under of the Table, and NEVER RETURNING AGAIN!!!!!!! Me: :( I'm sorry baby
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    22 carolofthebell explorerrowan Cats in their most natural state
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    Corts com kyra326 dandelion-blossoms 3 am and 5 am: Mother! Mother please! Help me! I am withering alone and without love, please stop ignoring me and aid me in my time of great need. Mother! What? I'm awake, what is so important? Mhmm. Well I've gotten the scratches I wanted, bye now. Must we do this every night? It's not like you don't spend most of the night sleeping against me and getting cuddles. Yep, I'll be yelling in another 2 hours.

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